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Thursday, September 26, 2013
WOULD YOU RATHER LOSE 6-5 OR WIN 1-0?
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Apparently it’s only worth winning a
football match if the score is at least
4-0. Before you are allowed to score a
goal, you have to precede it with a
4,000-pass interchanging movement,
follow that with three players juggling
the ball on their noses, then finish off
with a blind-folded, upside-down, back-
heel bicycle kick.
I mean, you would rather lose 6-5 than
win 1-0, right? Chelsea followers don’t
tune in from around the world to watch
their team win, they do it to be
entertained. You don’t make the
fortnightly trip to the Bridge because
you passionately love the Blues,
because your dad took you when you
were six, or because you fell in love with
Ossie in the seventies. You just want to
be excited and impressed.
So now we’ve worked that out, you may
as well go to the cinema every Saturday
at 3pm for an hour and a half instead.
Or Saturday at 5.30pm or Sunday at
4pm or whatever time kick-off is this
week.
Have you ever heard such nonsense as
that spouted by those pundits and ex-
players who say things like, “Of course
the fans of (insert club name here) don’t
just want to win, they expect their team
to play with a certain style and panache
and will demand…”
I don’t believe a word of it. My friend
here in New Orleans is Brazilian, and
she still talks about 1994 when she was
in Sao Paulo when the Samba Boys won
the World Cup. She said the whole
neighbourhood / city / country went
wild, truly mental as it had been 24
years since they last lifted the trophy.
Similarly, I had friends in a Brazilian
rock band who that night celebrated at
their gig like, well, crazy South
Americans.
As anyone who remembers that
showpiece will testify – I vividly recall
watching it in Los Angeles – it was the
most turgid, awful game imaginable
that would have bored a non-league
crowd. The fact that the fanatical
followers of the magical and mercurial
lads in yellow and blue didn’t care a bit
should tell you all you need.
Did Kevin Keegan try to bring an
attacking style to Newcastle in the mid-
nineties? He sure did. Were they
frequently good to watch? Definitely.
And how did that turn out? Would Toon
fans swap all their 4-3 defeats to
Liverpool and 5-0 thrashings of
Manchester United for four scrappy 1-0
wins to lift the League Cup? In a New
York minute…
Oh I’m sorry – does my team’s style
offend you, Stoke fan? Are you
complaining because it is not sexy
enough, that it is unpleasant to your
palate? I don’t care. If a Chelsea game is
on at the pub and it does not get your
heart all aflutter then don’t watch it. I
certainly don’t watch Everton play Hull
Siberian Huskies or whatever when it’s
on. All I care about is my team, and if
you don’t like to watch them then I
won’t be losing any sleep over it.
It would be great if in every Chelsea
performance they dazzled and dribbled,
entertained and enthralled. But I’ll take
a gritty boring win over a flashy defeat
any day.
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